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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

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Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Why can't flat-Earthers create an agency like NASA to explore Earth to prove it is flat? What's preventing them from doing so?

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Why is there a housing crisis in Europe?

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

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What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Which is more effective for joint pain relief: a red LED light or an infrared heat lamp? Is there a noticeable difference in the speed of pain relief between the two?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

What makes you feel guilty the most?

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

Help. I’m 16 and just got spanked by both of my parents for taking the car. What do I do? I want to run off somewhere but I’m so scared that I’ll get spanked again. I’ve never gotten the paddle before and I’m still scared to sit

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Why does monistat lose effectiveness over time for individuals with chronic or recurrent vaginosis or yeast infections?

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The Cause of Alzheimer's Might Be Coming From Within Your Mouth - ScienceAlert

Still no good

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Do "flat-earthers" attempt to sail around the world to prove their theory? Would this support their belief in a flat Earth?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Who would win, an F-22 Raptor or Tie Defender?

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